Robert's Pocho Pendejo Recipe:

My Chicken Has the Lemon-AIDS!!!

Ingredients:

4 pieces of chicken
a couple of thin slices of lemon
1 tablespoon of lemon juice
1/4 cup of melted butter
lemon pepper

Robert sez:

Now that the Lakers have won the World Championship, let's not forget that Magic Johnson used to have the AIDS. But he beat it. That's pretty good because he's rich and famous. I am also rich and famous, but I have never had the AIDS. AIDS is a horrible disease, but it does remind me of this chicken dish I make.

Because of its high concentration of lemon, I call it the Chicken Lemon-AIDS. Let's catch it!

Preheat oven at 350 degrees. Defrost chicken. In a little bowl, mix lemon juice and melted butter, then coat each piece of chicken. Brush it on thick and thoroughly. That's it, that's it.

Lay each chicken real good in a bake pan or something. Throw on a couple of lemon slices on top of each part of the chicken's body. Sprinkle some lemon pepper on top real good. Put it in the oven and bake it until it's ready.

NOW YOU GOT IT!!!

"Man, that tastes really bad," you say? Don't worry, man, the Chicken Lemon-AIDS won't kill you. Just ask Magic Johnson.